Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Attempting to decipher moi

Who the hell asks a woman to lay herself bare. and on the internet, huh? Ug.Gal? I thought this whole ‘tag’ thing would pass and I would survive but seems like people are really serious. I was tagged by Jny and Ug.Gal, and yah...i have bounced on my heels ever since i got the AWARDS (surely thats enough bragging...).
Ten things (oooooooops, sorry, TRUTHS…not gonna be easy) of who I think I am that you people don’t know I am, i must confess, so here goes;

1. I’m not as smart as most people try to make me out to be; they mistake my loud mouth for brains.

2. I revel in being nude yet 90% of those who'v known me intimately will swear by my shyness…(poor chaps)

3. Half the time I’m in the boss’ office I spend nurturing my sexual fantasies towards him…. the other half brooding and hating him and me for not being available to each other

4. I hate what I do for a living. But cover up pretty well

5. I know what its like to have sex with a fellow girl; under duress

6. The greatest paradox of my childhood was the expression “so and so ate so and so’s money”. how couldnt an adult have known that you dont eat money? i mean, it is dirty!

7. I’m a more serious person than i let off and a total believer in the existence and power of God and prayer.

8. I dont think i have gotten the hang of what i look like; i still ask after a picture of myself especially if I don’t remember the cloths I’m wearing in it

9. I can’t stand the whole anonymity thing at blogsville; there’s people I would really like to meet. Even though I prefer that I remain anonymous.

10. I’m keeping a very big secret from the brethren at blogsville…mainly from fear of getting lynched by my own.

And to take over from me will be the following;
emi's, eddslove, s.king, k, exploring sensuality, sato, safyre

Then the instructions for the 'chosen ones' ;
1.You must brag about the award
2.You must include the name of the blogger who bestowed the award on you and link back to the blogger
3.You must choose a minimum of seven (7) blogs that you find brilliant in content or design. 4.Show their names and links and leave a comment informing them that they were prized with Honest Weblog.
5.List at least ten (10) honest things about yourself.
Then pass it on with the instructions!

21 comments:

apr9 said...

"Half the time I’m in the boss’ office I spend nurturing my sexual fantasies towards him…. the other half brooding and hating him and me for not being available to each other"............REALLY? He must be FINE.

Your truths are something else.....so wats the secret u are hiding?

Emi's said...

Congs & Thanks for sharing it's more than truths.

I'd just selected you as a candidate for this award You totally deserve it.

btw We could hook up and talk some more about these fantasy things

antipop said...

You slept with a gal and it was not me?

I know your boss. He wears tight shirts...

You have secrets from me?

lulu said...

sex with a girl...ahem! what interesting truths

Carsozy said...

Okay! I know we said honest but you didn't need to come out like that whole sale. damn! best truths I've read since blogger honest started doing the rounds.

So the sex with a girl thing, did she?...um did you...I mean.. um were you...okay never mind.

[B2B] said...

I appreciate these honesties..
Number-7 as well made me think deeply!

The rest are obviously off the hinges...
and i so feel you on number-9!!!

sleek said...

she took the honesty thing and blew it up, COMPLETELY...urs are for saving..i like the anonymity, in a way

Ugandan girl said...

i so love anonimity thought honestly i so would love to meet you...

eeehhhh nga everone is soon into the sex girl thing...me i suggest you blog about it in detail...sorry antipop...it was me...?

kale you boss should know why you are always haunting him....

SilverBow said...

hahaha...i see wat all of u are most interested in...PERVERTS!under dress actually means 'by force', all u idiots/rapist wannabes who are complaining i cheated on you or booking to have been the ones.
apr9:it is a secret! Emi's:discuss the fantasies abt my boss or we develop new ones in other directions to discuss?
lulu:i wd'v liked to tag u but i wanted to respect you abstinence from the blog for a while' stance but whenever u get back...
b2b, carsozy, sleek; u guysa set me up? i thought this was abt being honest?
ug gal: we cd do the meet behind everyone's back wenever possible...

SilverBow said...

oh by the way apr9, my boss is not just fine; he oozes sex(God help me if he shd ever land on this post...).

oh and under duress not dress

Emi's said...

I like We could actually make those fantasies true...Now wht's that number again?

Heaven! said...

that fantasising about the boss hass reminded me of Katherine Heigl in 27 DRESSES. i hope it doesn't show...and let's hope he will never lands on this!

Heaven! said...

*has

normzo said...

Some honesty here....

and yo boss is a she...woh

she must be putting u thru so much duress or is it 'pain'

normzo said...

"the all female hormone"....hahahaa/

is there a big difference....i mean its a she an yo a ....

The Boss said...

Too late Heaven, I has lands on it already!

SilverBow said...

boss, the short of my boss'name is not van.
heaven: lol...i try my best i hope i succeed.
normzo: i'm female. entirely

normzo said...

@ number 9- kati now how are u going tomeet those people while your remaining anonymous.....

And then 10- Damn.... silerbow, am good at keeping secrets....ask around!...

so u know wat to o.

SilverBow said...

normzo:see if we knew each other already there would not be need for me to retain anonimity that is not existent. u get?
my bossby the way,i have females and males but this is one of the males. a super hot one that is ruining my life.

Sleek said...

i had to come back n read these...the best confessions ever

Safyre said...

That's quite a package coming from you... But your boss? I'm glad your blushing can barely be noticed, or he's as blind as they used to come!!