Thursday, July 30, 2009

If u didnt write one of these...

surely u recieved one...
lulu????????

Dear Sugar

Time and ability plus double capacity has forced my pen to dance automatically on this benedicted sheet of paper. Why! this miraculous thing happened is because papie I love you spontaneously and as I stand horizontal to the wall and perpendicular to the ground I only think of you, since you are a fantastic and fabulous guy. papie please Stop haranguing with the feelings in my heart because I love you more than a snake loves rat. To me each day starts by thinking of you and ends by dreaming of you. Each time I see you my metabolism suddenly stops and my peristalysis goes in reverse gear My medular-oblangata also stops functioning.

Crazy crazy crazy you may say but this is true. If only you knew what is going on in my encephalon you would understand. That's why I need to see you face to face with you, soon. I think I have to pen-off hear because I still haven't finished studying electrolysis and polymerization. Catch you pa- later. Sleep tight and don't let those bed bugs ever bite you coz you are too sweet a thing for them.

Yourz Ever,
Sugar tapi tapi

ps; damn the picture downloading system!!! maybe next time sugars, i will send u my image.

18 comments:

Oyin said...

hope he soon reads this

Ugandan girl said...

is this the dude with nice hands...?

Anonymous said...

Robyn said...
socks!!!!!

July 30, 2009 4:01 PM

Anonymous said...

Robyn said...
peace (with a smile)

July 30, 2009 4:02 PM

SilverBow said...

uhhhmmm Robyn...if u did secondary school from here, u surely recieved one of these...

oyin:holding my breath

ug Gal: Go figure. or, lets see who replies to this...huh?

nevender said...

"If u didnt write one of these...".......finish that statement Silver.

normzo said...

Eh Silver, you must have been a pro at writting these letters....

U must have earned a living out of this.....

And so, i need to hire you....coz i need to write to someone....

Heaven! said...

you will be the death of me you gal!

mbu "I think I have to pen-off hear because I still haven't finished studying electrolysis and polymerization."

LMAO!!!

SilverBow said...

nevender:...surely u must have replied to one.
Normzo: i shall check where i copied this from, i should be able to get u an approrpiae response for such.jst wait.
Heaven:love's in the air, i'm motivated. to look such up. i dont even remember wat those were about, why i was tortured with such cumbersome terms, i'v no idea.

nevender said...

Silver, do u know how much trouble those things got me into? Hmmm... Ask Mary...

SilverBow said...

hahahahaha Nev? who'd have thank; u come off so innocent. Mary?????? uhmn...Give us a sample a sample a sample Nev

apr9 said...

I remember the first time i read this.........

Those were the good ol'days of true lies.

Emi's said...

lol, I musta missed one of these. Most of my letter where filtered and I only got 2 out of the 10 each week

Safyre said...

Funny. I recall receiving one of those. It had me perambulating with magnanimous bouts of laughter.

nevender said...

Silver, I almost gave up poetry...hehe just know Mary was a sour name at the time.

lulu said...

HAHAHA NOT ME...MEANWHILE DID YOU SEND ME THAT TEXT ABOUT PICK UP LINES?

Anonymous said...

hahahahaa lulu, i dont know about it not being u.
i dont think it was me that sent the text. was it cool? i want i want

silverbow

lulu said...

i couldnt think of pick up lines so i didnt send any response. but eeeeeh i have hahaed you thinking me local