Tuesday, January 20, 2009

On the longest roughest bus ride of my life so far
The nymph in the seat in front of mine decided to incline his chair backwards until the top of his backrest was just about a whisker away from my forehead; Meaning he was literally crunching down on my legs especially whenever we hit the rough spots. He also adamantly refused to adjust it saying he would do it later! Can u believe it? The nerve of that underdeveloped cockroach!

But I would show him who had thicker nerve
So, I waited for those stops where everyone jumps off to stretch their legs, pee or whatever, and when no one was looking, emptied my two bottles of mineral water into his seat.
As he sunk into the soaked sponge in the wee hours of the already vulgarly cold night and wailed out like he’d just landed his bare arse in the queen ant’s nest, I lay my head back in my seat, a satisfied impish grin spreading over my face…and refused to think beyond that point in my master revenge ploy

Yah, that’s the plan of revenge still making rounds in my head if ever I share seats with that m.f. again. Planned it all the way but kept it in my head. In other words the bastard got away with it,
And could have succeeded at making it the most miserable journey of my life,
but there was the reassuring shoulder to my left, the strong arms that held me in place when the road got really rough or the night unbearably cold; And sometimes kneaded a thigh stroked a breast(checking for lumps mbu(apparently))...

and many more that made that journey memorable and the idiot in front of me a minor speck in a beautifully wonderful world.

In other news;
My brother graduated yesterday and now our relatives from the village use every available opportunity to refer to him as engineer!!

16 comments:

TRP said...

Do i have these Sockies??

Soooo did he suspect??

The Emrys said...

oh wait, you mean that revenge was just played out in yo head and not for real, dang it

The Dark Knight said...

errr... checking for lumps?

Wow...

Be silent said...

come on here i am smiling that you did it and yet it was playing in your mind... No rewind and do the actual thing...

Spartakuss said...

Coward!!

SilverBow said...

The Dark Knight; you must be a sinner!

Emi's said...

Waaaaa, This I have refused to swallow

Congs to yo brother

Princess said...

You should have done the water thing! You should! You should!

petesmama said...

October was the official month for checking lumps!

SilverBow said...

Petesmama-shshsshh. and who says lumps only wait to attack in actober? hahahaha

nevender said...

Motedness...what does that mean?

Safyre said...

indeed, revenge is a dish best served 'cold'

Safyre said...

too bad you didn't have the heart to drench the poor man..

Robyn said...

that sucks Ive been there,,but this time on an Ethiopian airlines flight,,this big and i mean really big chic decides too dose off towards me,,i cursed.LOL.How are you?

SilverBow said...

That nevender means, october is just the month where the already aware remind the unaware that they need to be paying more attention to their boobies, checking for dem lumps!

SilverBow said...

hey all, wats up? so all those that thnk i shd have done it: one day i said, one day wen fate blows that man my way again...wama safyre-wen its cold.
Sparta;wait for wen u shall be in Robyn's shoes, and that huge woman is bent your way, the closest your claws will get to her wont be anywhere outside yo skull i tell u.

Robyn:hapi new America gov't. or shd i emphasize 'President'?
i'm ok, jst almost succumbing to the work pressure, but clutching onto the straw with my whole life.whenever it gives in, i'm finished.